If John Sterling had home run calls for Met relievers

Rather than dwell on the depressing fact that after Sunday night's loss, three different Met relievers have given up a game-deciding home run in the last five games, I found myself thinking about how John Sterling might have called these latest Met debacles:

Jenrry Mejia - A see-ya from Mejia!
Raul Valdes - I pity the fool who put in Raul!
Ryota Igarashi - It's Ry-outta there!

At least the Ike Davis era looks about to begin.