The Friday Groaner!!!!!!!!!

[The queue for the Friday Groaner is looking kind of barren -- there are only a few left. To keep this going, I need submissions. I started this for y'all and it's up to you to keep it going. Right now I understand how Ronni felt.]Today we have a nice story from my buddy Paul Thatcher who brought you those wonderful tales of Notre Dame!!!!! This one should give y'all a nice hearty